You better not be suggesting Battered's a 'woolly woofter'.
Heaven knows what will happen if you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:30, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Crivens, no!
Quite the opposite! I mean there are a lot of tattooed types with unleashed dogs and stuff, round that way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)

wait, you're scouse and you think the top of Leith Walk is rough?
Jesus. Don't go out in Wester Hailes. Or even Gorgie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Now now, Liverpool isn't ALL like Croxteth.
I have my standards, and my fears.
I think I've been near Gorgie. Dalry and Polwarth were as rough as I'll be going ta. I'm scared of 'schemes'. And it's not snobbery. I was born in one. I don't like the layout, and the dogs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

My opposite neighbour
had her cat ripped to pieces in front of her last Thursday, by the dog of some scumbag visiting someone else in our block.

Apparently it was fucking horrendous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)

That happened to my friend's cat.
They stood and laughed as she (8 months pregnant) got bitten and scratched while trying to drag her cat away from their two dogs.
I actually wish painful death on those cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

nah, fair enough. but Leith's a bit "camden"
it likes to think it's a lot "edgier" than it actually is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I SAW A MAN WITH NO TEETH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)

that's the irn bru

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Gets you through

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:45, Reply)

tastes of fucking shit, so it does.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Tastes of Lucozade, celery and Pears Soap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)