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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Your nice snug bodybag on the ocean floorAlt: Wells-Next-The-Sea(AKA Wells-Next-With-TheNoose AMIRITE!!!!)
Altalt: I took a walk to Sainsburys and got a pint of milk that looks nothing like a pint of milk because its a squashy looking fucker and a bottle of Soave. I went to the self-checkout and scanned the milk, prentended to scan the wine and payed 49 whole pennies for the lot. I then got myself a chip buttie with lashing of vinegar and sat in my car eating them and drinking the wine whilst reading 'I' and listening to Sarah Cocks on the wireless. My lunch break is over now but I still have a little bit of milk left.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:11,
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