we met in a pub
i was dating (banging) a visually pleasing but lacking in suitable long-term attributes (like interesting personality, conversational ability, similar taste in ANYTHING except sex) 19yo bellydancer at the time. Met a cute lass from norn iron through a mutual friend, she basically hit on me ruthlessly for a few hours, to which i was blissfully oblivious, as i usually am when women throw themselves at me (it's so infrequent i guess my brain goes "is she... nah don't be silly!") then grabbed my hand and put it on her arse. I fancied her, so i took her number, but i didn't want my my first intro to her to be me cheating on someone else, and i'd already pretty much decided it was over with this other chick. so i dumped the other girl a day later, then dropped the new lass a text.
that was nearly five years ago.
definitely the right call.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*awaits inevitable flaming*
*prepares pithy retort about fleshlights and iving in your mum's basement*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I'm the same way when women are interested in me. Completely oblivious.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

thats because none of them are interested in you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I'm no plumdozer, but I do alright for myself.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)

i bet you do, wrists must get tired sometimes though

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:28, Reply)

i am absolutely SHITE
i'm not only the worst at pulling, i'm the worst at wingman. i have NO idea literally until they clamp on to my face, i'm like 'WHAAAAAAA???'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Girlfriend before last grabbed my arse and I still didn't get it.
I just thought she was being playful. A mutual friend had to stage an intervention and ask just what the fuck I thought I was playing at.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

You should open your captains log at some point for us all to comment on

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I really shouldn't.
It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as the stuff that gets made up here. I'm pretty normal.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

your whole post makes you sound like a prick
no offence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:21, Reply)

if it quacks like a duck
it's probably a duck.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:24, Reply)

i did skim over a few key details for brevity's sake though
like that me and the other girl saw each other once a week, that she had LITERALLY no interests beside bellydancing, to a SUPER nerdy level, and penis.... and the fact that what triggered the final dumping was she was seeing someone else on the side.
also that my current girlfriend has big blue eyes. can't fuck with it man. it can't be fucked with.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Dunno, ask Quinten, he's the "expert"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

it was this bit
" was dating (banging) a visually pleasing but lacking in suitable long-term attributes (like interesting personality, conversational ability, similar taste in ANYTHING except sex) 19yo bellydancer at the time"

seems dead judgemental and a bit nasty to me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Everyone is a judmental prick on here though

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

not me, i'm great

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

alas, while it may seem cruel
it was actually pretty objective.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)