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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Backdoor milkman.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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13 years ago)
In the inimitable style of Muttley McLadd
ARSE BANDEEEEET.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:23,
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Barrymores Buddy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:24,
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I can't think of any more
I was at school with a lad called Roy Kent - who was from an early age quite clearly that way inclined.
We used to call him Bent Roy Kent his arse is for rent.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:30,
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You are Roy Kent.
AICMFP.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:31,
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I think he chucked himself off Walney Bridge a few years ago.
So I'm not - but growing up gay in a small town can't be easy - Bronski Beat etc..
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:36,
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So you made his life easy then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:38,
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No - I was a cunt to him because that was my peer group.
Don't put a suicide on my hands. I was only following orders.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:40,
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Isn't that what the guards said at auschwitz?
*lights touchpaper, stands well clear*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:43,
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Were you a sweet little chap at school?
Bedtime - I think you know that I'll diffuse your blue touch-paper and step carefully back to avoid injury.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:51,
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