All the girls I fancied at school are now fatties
except one who last time I saw her, was sat down in the doorway of a pub, pissing her knickers.

I would be the boasting prick because I can only think of about 2 people in my year who have achieved more with their shitty lives than me. That said, I do come from the arse end of the world where not being on housing benefit makes you some kind of posh twat.
( Peej, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)