I always give my daughter something for now and something for life.
A slap and hepatitis, usually. LOL.

Nah some kind of waki toy, and then a heritage edition of a children's classic book like a Beatrix Potter anthology or Edmund du Lac's illustrated Hans Andersen fairy stories.

She's four a week on Sunday, and is getting a pirate costume, a Paddington Bear books box set and some classic children's TV DVDs (Capt Pugwash and Clangers). And a fucking slap, obv.

Never claimed shit on expenses as there's no fucking point. I once failed to shut the office in chronic snow when I should have and was then stranded: had to spend £50 on a black cab just to get to Archway. My boss agreed to reimburse be and then curiously 'lost' the receipt. Amazing.

Sykes: Good writer, fairly dull performer.

Candle: gay
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Good ideas there ta. Perhaps I'll get a Winnie the Pooh first edition as the 'something for life' - good investment as well I expect.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I think I have a first edition of The Raw Shark Texts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I think Monty has one of Mein Kampf.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I wish.
I saw one of AH's paintings was up for auction a couple of years ago, it went for less than ten grand. I really wanted it :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)

he was a shit artist and excellent autist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I see what you've done here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

You're getting him mixed up with GG Allin I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)

The cricketer?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Well lots of people saw his googlies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)