Come the next bash
I'm going to either batter the fuck out of you, or let you bum me, depending on the accuracy of my guess that you were flirting via the medium of violence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Great news!
I look *exactly* like Battered. See you there!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

You fucking wish sunshine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Not fair Darth It's a win win for you.
It's a bit like using a doubled headed coin.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

So you'll be the Sept bash then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

The venue for which I MUST get sorted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Not as much as I need to sort out the venue
for my grand ten year celebration bash.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Yo Kroney
You need to add more "cocksucker" in each sentence, have you watched anymore of em yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I've been at work all day
cocksucker.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Dont let me get all Calamity Jane on your ass

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)