
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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YEAH, I'M MESSAGING YOU, WHAT OF IT?
THING IS SEE, EVERYONE THINKS PSYCHOCHOMP IS A CUNT, HE EVEN ADMITS IT HIMSELF (THERE'S BEEN SOME BANTER ABOUT HIM SEEELING PAPRECLIPS AND BEINR SOME SORT OF A FUCKEN RAPIST AND THAT BUT LEST BE HONEST HERE, HE AIN'T EVEN THAT INTERESTING), SO WHAT IM GONNA DO, FOR YOU, IS A ONE-TIME OFFER, MOTHERFUCKBITCH.
SEE, THING IS, I'M HOT SHIT ROUND RTHESE PARTS, THEY ALL WANT A BIT OF IT, AND I'M NOT SOME SHITYE NHS ADMINISTRATOR NEITHER. SO, I AM PREPARED (GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO ACTIALLY GO THROUGH WITH IT), TO SUCK IT UP FOR ONE NIGHT, SWALLOW DOWN ANY STANDARDS I AMY ONCE HAVE HAD AND CHUCK ONE AT LEICESTER OR NORFOLK OR WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU COME FROM'S ROPIEST SEX INDUSTRY WORKER. I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES ABOUT GIVING YOU THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE HERE, BUT YOU DESERVE A DECENT SPLORT OF COCK AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE YOU DIE.
AS EVER, REPLY YES FOR YES.
REPLY FUCK OFF MATE FOR "FUCK OFF"
THE Q-MAN
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

and that's some fucking achievement, Q dogg.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)

to be fair if she says no to that she's either a lezzo or massively turned on by spreadsheets
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
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