i fucked YOUR sister,
but no, alas, i have no sister.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Then, sir, you are not Bert.
And I'm afraid if you fucked my sister* I'm going to have to let you know you should probably get yourself checked out pretty soon. You might not have long left.

*I don't have a sister, so I can only assume it was my brother in drag.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I knew girls weren't supposed to have cocks,
but he was so persuasive, and i had had at least 3 breezers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Apparently he is a caring and considerate lover.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

he takes it like a lady,
and gives like a stallion.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)