Martin Amis makes me laugh.
He's very cruel to his characters and writes ridiculously well. From interviews I've read, he seems like a sarcastic, prickly bastard. I think we'd get on like a house on fire.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

His dad had a pathological hatred of my grandfather, fact fans.
My mother occasionally played with Martin Amis when she was a little girl.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

is that because your Grandad was a butt head?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I fear so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

his cousin was murdered by Fred West, serial killer fans.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Really? I like him now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Yes.
Lucy Partington.

Who do you like now, Amis or West?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Amis. I've always liked West, with his cheeky grin and his hot wife.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)