Down our way some little scrote pykey jumped off a bridge, in to shallow water and died,
despite haveing 2 ASBO's, being a drug dealing little scamp and having stabbed a teacher, all the messages on the bridge for him say he was a kind and loving boy, who would never hurt a fly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

let me guess, it was the waters fault and everyfink

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)

i think it was because he was out of his face on cheap cider,
and had the deductive skills of a retarded baboon.
But yes, apparently there were not enough clear warning signs. Although, the fact that it was only just over waist deep on his friends was not enough warning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)