I've decided to write taps about battered on my journey home from work.
Let me tell you bout fate, I think this is great.
I'm gonna tell ya' about how battered ended up in Forest Gate.
Forrest gate was where battered went to meet his mate,
Battered was confused 'cus there was no Forrest and it lacked a gate.
All he could see was some flats and man made lakes.
That was when battered saw who was lurking by the glade.
The man smiled and grinned, said "Hay ! you must be battered...mate."

"Hello little man, want to come back to my flat?"
"Ermmm" battered grinned, "I'll have to think about that".
"Hurry up, it's in wansted, and my tins gone flat"
It was then battered smiled, he knew that's where the party was at.
You see battered has never had an Internet mate,
All his friends from school has moved on of late.
So he thought "fuck you" to warnings and fate,
Jumped on the train to Forrest gate.

Back at the flat the man said he was stunned,
Battered was wondering "what have I done?...
Maybe he's just shocked that I come.
"No man, you got it wrong...
Stunned is my name, pleased you came along"
"Nice to meet you, I'm sure we'll get on"
"Meeting mates of Internet is still quite strange"
Them stunned thought "you ain't seem nothing yet, mate"

It was then that gonz's trip home came to an end.
You'll have to wait till Monday, my friend.
You see I can only jurnel this tale while in a journey,
And I'm off at the next stop, part two will come soon....
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 19:22, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why are you writing this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)

It's his spin on 50 shades of gay
EDIT *grey
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I have absolutly no idea, I got really really bored.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Should I be B Flattered?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Kindda =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)