All my luxuries are gone, All gone.
BOO HOO WOE IZ MEEEE.

Never kept a diary as I am more than painfully aware of how dull my existence is. I certainly feel no desire to be reminded of this in specific day-to-day detail at a later date, thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Surely Lusty is a luxury for you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

She is a necessity, son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

i can lend you a fiver for a greggs meal if you like.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I'd run a credit check first if I were you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)

His credit rating is LOL

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

nah,
Although he did prove he was a cheapskate. He posted me a CD and it was clearly dine through his work mail the cheeky scamp.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Hahahah fucking right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Theft from a company eh? You're as BAD AS BARRY.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I am the Fagin to Barry's Bill Sykes.
Except that I am not a Hebrew.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

You've been hanging around with *them* too much though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

It's not catching is it?

*scrubs with Vim in the shower*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Vim's such a nice bloke.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Very generous with the soap, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)