My luxury is a good cup of coffee and a quiet cigarette...
...sitting on the back step of the house, just before dawn when everything is quieJESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ISN'T AUSTRALIA WINNING MORE GOLD MEDALS? EH? FUCK ME WE HAVEN'T DONE THIS SHIT SINCE 1976, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING? FUCKETY FUCKETY FUCK THIS IS FUCKING UNBEARABLE and I also like an occasional quail on the bbq.

ALt: Never kept a diary.

AltAlt: No, nothing springs to mind.
( Ken Oath, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Uh oh. Ken's ranting.
Goodbye /OT
( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

If it wasn't for your legs and nice arse
no one would talk to you, what with all this bullying.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

WOOP! WOOP!
STEP AWAY FROM THE INTERNET.


Seriously Oathsy, why not grab yourself a 'flat white' from a 'barista' and relax?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Flat White.
I gather that's an Australian-ism. I ordered one at a posh cafe and the waiter corrected me - "It's latte, convict".
( Ken Oath, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)