I'm getting a little uncomfortable with all the attention
my (admittedly cracking) legs and arse are getting from hartley hare, Monty. I've barely ever mnetioned them because I'm way too polite, but he won't stop talking about them.

What should I do?
( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Gaz pics, its the only way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Maybe you should deliberately disfigure them?
Like those Afghani birds who fuck up their own faces with acid to piss their husbands off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)

How can you tell?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Hahahah
'take my word for it, it's fucking horrible under here'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

My sons screen saver
woman in full black burka with soldiers saying "Batman thank god you've arrived"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)

This is an excellent idea.

( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)