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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell her she has nice shoes.
Then say your ex girlfriend who was a model had a nice similar pair before she died in a car crash while you were flying your jet. You're unsure if you can love again. Ask her name, and when she tells you break down and say that was your dead girlfriends name.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Oh wow, this is good stuff.
You're like Cyrano de Bergerac
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
If she's married and a bit dim, then just take your belt off and slap it in your hands and say
want to reenact 50 shades of grey?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

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