I like your lateral thinking
When I'm bulemia-thin and anorexia-sexy I'm going to publish a book called "I owe it all to glued eel", a whirlwind affair with some footballer's ex should see you on Celebrity Big Brother which will get you that access to Kerry Katona's fanny that you've always wanted.

You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I hear it has rustic wooden floors and a dyson air multiplier

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

The upkeep on it must be horrendous

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

selling the excess hydroelectric to the national grid only just offsets the tena lady costs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)