Alight you tecuchter prick?
Your alter ego has been absent for a while, thank fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:54, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm
fine, min. It's teuchter, by the way.

How's yersel'?

Who is my alter ego?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

I ken the spelling fine well
Just typod it as I am thick as fuck.

Your alter ego is Hartley Hare. Obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Hartley
is about twelve and has gone to scout camp or something.

I have little doubt his woggle is getting some hellish abuse.

He'll grow out of it when he reaches puberty. It'll snap.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:03, Reply)

He's a prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Nah
he's just trying too hard.

Though he might well be a prick as well. Not really bothered, TBH.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Trying way too hard.
All him do is go round quoting OT catchphrases and sucking up to people.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Eh
totes, min.

I hate to say this but Battered is giving you good advice up there. ^^^^^^^^^^^

The cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

He's a dick as well, but not as bad as HH.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

It's
hard to be a cunt and a dick at the same time but somehow Battered manages it. He could fuck himself silly but never really gets round to it.

I'm sure he's a lovely chap, sometimes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Steak Pie is ready. Bye.

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)