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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i've read this sentence 3 times now,
and still can't figure it out.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
It rings a very, very small bell with me

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Old "true story"
Here´s a rather amusing story about a bizarre programme
which was shown on Spanish TV last week. It was one of
those programme where family or friends arrange for someone
have a surprise meeting with a celebrity. It seems that this
particular young girl is absolutely besotted by the singer
Ricky Martin (who is the most popular singer in Spain and most
of South America), so great elaborate plans were made for him
to hide in her home and surprise her. A hidden camera was set
up in the lounge and a cameraman waited hidden outside to
record the joyous meeting.
(Now what you have to understand that this programme was going
out live at prime time, so whatever happened would be shown to
millions of people throughout Spain.)
So the plan was that the parents would go out leave the girl alone
in the house playing with her dog and listening to her Ricky Martin CD
and after filming her for about 5 minutes Ricky would burst into the
room and surprise her - and she would be the happiest girl in
the world. What they didn´t expect was that immediately the girls
parents left the house she would take down her panties, rub pate
over her pussy and get the dog (who incidentally was called Ricky)
to lick it off - all in front of the hidden camera and going out live
to an audience of several million people (including her parents, family
and friends). The singer (not knowing that this was happening) burst
into the room, saw what was happening, called her a "dirty bitch" and
stormed off. Total chaos ensued!!
Sick but hilarious. It has to be the most talked out programme in
the history of Spanish TV.
I´m glad to report that the girl did not commit suicide (which many
people thought she would surely contemplate) - but they did have the
dog put down!!

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)
this sounds far too qftw for my liking.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)
No waiiii it's totally truuuuu

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Highlight of the thread "do dogs even LIKE peanut butter?"
message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=430
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

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