I used to eat poo before it got all mainstream.
There'd be just a few of us in the basement of Tarquin's mum's house back in the early nineties. It was all so dignified then, checkerboard tablecloth, cutlery, fine wines. It was beautiful. Then, of course, Justin had to go all media on us and suddenly it was gaining popularity. Even the middle aged swingers down the road, the very epitome of uncool, were doing it. Still, we kept the faith despite how our pastime was getting cheapened. Until the internet got hold. One minute it was still fairly niche and then BAM! Porn everywhere.

Nowadays I restrict myself to rimming tramps.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You are right to do so.
*drops piss-soaked suit trousers and 'assumes the position'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)