He has even more stupidly named friends than that.
Off the top of my head, there's Toothless Tim, Phil Syph (because they reckoned he has syphillis), Hawkeye, Nick Bollocks, fucking loads of these fools...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Collectivley they're known as the Samurai Justice League

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Actually two of those names are indeed involvd in that story.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Carry on, but don't lose your head.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Black fingernail lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

It's my fault if you can't use a hammer properly?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Nicky Bollocks flows better
Tell him to start calling himself Nicky Bollocks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

OK will do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)