Punchy McDrunkwanker? Of the Dundee McDrunkwankers?
Goodness me, what a small world! I was at Eton with his father. Frightful chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

lol.
He took offense when, after falling out of the toilet cubicle and almost knocking over a member of staff, that I wouldn't serve him another brandy and coke.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:42, Reply)

You must have to deal with some dreadful oafs in your line of work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

the hipster population in my pub is reaching an unbearable level.
I'm considering a cull.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:46, Reply)

You'd have a seizure if you walked around my postcode of a weekend.
It's like there's a fucking Wilf convention on, every week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)