You know what they say - there's always someone worse off than you.
I intend to find the chap and buy him a pint.

So how're you? I see you have more mental-ex shenanigans ahead of you this weekend. Give her a kick in the cunt from me, would you? Thnx x
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Will do, boss.
A fucking INSPECTION would you believe?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)

The cheeky fucking mare.
And how in the name of Dolland and fucking Aitchison will she be able to inspect anything with her dodgy eyesight?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

It's an excuse to pry and to make up spurious objections to my kid staying over.
An exercise in nosey cuntishness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I see.
I sincerely hope that she doesn't trip over anything on the stairs up to your flat and plummet to her death. That would be dreadful.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)

It'd be a shame if she received 240v when she rang the doorbell due to a wiring mistake.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)

It really would.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Do you need to borrow some wirecutters?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Yes please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)

A tragedy.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:00, Reply)