I am leaving the office in 37 minutes to drink beer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I hate you even more than usual

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:56, Reply)

That's a whole lot of hate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Led Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I set them up...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Yeah but he's in Jonny Foreign land
Which means it's actually 11:57pm local time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

One hour time difference.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)

+ 5 hours by tractor to the airport
get checked into cattle class with Ryanair, fly around Europe for 5 hours stopping off at all airports on the way (more time to sell lottery scratchcards, obviously) and then find your way home from the field in Wiltshire where they eventually land.

I am close?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Scarily accurate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)

The foreign prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)