We absolutely don't.
I've been to one only, in the past 30-odd years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think I've only been to one, ever.
And that was at Hallowe'en.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)

The one I went to was Halloween as well.
It was in South London and I was older than everyone there by about 15 years at least. It was :o(

Stupid younger girlfriend and her 'mates the same age as her'. FFS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

A party that was hosted by one of Lusty's mates, eh?

( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Yess'm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I wrote my post pre-ninja, I'd just like to point out.
It rings better on the "sad old man" tack, that way.

may or may not be having a very similar problem in the near future
( Kroney, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I see, SirJimmeh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)