Good news, Winders.
Conversely some vitally-important (se'sly) paperwork has been ruined in a (very small) flood inside my bag. It's very bad news indeed, but I'm so used to things going wrong that it's scarcely registered.

I'm like Eeyore only I haven't even got a gigantic grey penis with which to console myself. Ho hum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you are a gigantic grey penis
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:25, Reply)

It helps a lot, actually.
I was starting to feel sorry for myself but then when you posted, the focus of my pity moved inexorably to you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:26, Reply)

did your colostomy bag burst, and you had to improvise,
So as not to embarrass yourself in front of the nice girl you see on the tube every morning?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)

I know these Xmas names can be a bit confusing but it's me, Monty.
Gonz isn't in yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:36, Reply)

i think we are go for Hawkwind,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Good news, lad.
It will be great. I saw them in Aylesbury last year and they are playing the best they've been since the late 80s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

can we get shitfaced?
By which I mean, I will be getting shitfaced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)