Now then Chief.
I know a right good remedy because, let's face it, you're a terrible drunkard.

Pint of Guinness or whatever stout you have to hand. Sup the top off. Pour in a double dark rum.

Repeat until horizontal.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He's already lying on the sofa.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Good point!

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I know how you mean well and all, but even a Bacardi and Cherryade doesn't appeal right now.
I have some leftover Wilko's creosote in the garden, may need to give that a shot.
The man who is tired of creosote etc..
How's thy fettle?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Doing dead sweet.
I'll have very little work in January.

It's not the same any more but I do like that old S&C spin.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:05, Reply)

S&C?
I should be out tonight, seeing as how Christmas has started and that, but I think an early night will do me more good that a couple of hundred quid.
Some things are worth more than money, like a kitten's tears or the smile of a rickety orphan.
What do you rate higher than money?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Settle and Carlisle
I'm suggesting I should light out upon a mission Northbound.

Kindness and compassion to animals first, then money.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I'm all tied up til after the festivities are done, could you wait til mid jan?
We've decided that Christmas will be an all-but-minimal affair chez-nous this year, in light of the pile of shite that has been 2012, so I'll be maximising the income instead of participating much this year.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:24, Reply)

No worries.
I'll have very little work in January - doing it all now.

Edit - there might be a lot of talking to do by the looks of it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah, loads has happened this year.
I'm off to bed, we'll continue this later...
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( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)