To be fair, he lives in the south.
I'm sure he'd be able to afford a mortgage in the blasted hell you call home.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I used to own Leeds but I flogged it for £20 when I was a bit skint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:51, Reply)

centre of York is not cheap.
Three bed terraces like I have start at about 200k on my street.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

1 bed flats start at about £160k in my street.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:52, Reply)

and you can't afford that?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I don't want a one bed flat.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)

One bedroomed flats (studios) start at 140k in my home town.
My parents' three bedroom starter terrace is worth 250k.

Cheap is relative.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

yes, average property prices vary across the UK
Thanks for the update.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Try not being a smug prick for once in your life.
You were the one exclaiming at his renting at 29. You can't then do the "yeah, it's expensive in the south, you DICK" routine. He is renting, because house prices here are expensive. We could all afford to buy in York. We haven't because we don't want to fucking live there.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:57, Reply)

oh K Bone
Property prices tend to correlate to average salary bands in the area. Hence you maybe could afford to buy in York.

And yeah, York's a shithole, unlike Slough and Milton Keynes. Famous for its hideous city centre in fact. You got me there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:03, Reply)

You're genuinely unbelievable.
You take the piss out of Chompy for renting. It's pointed out to you that's due to the high cost of buying in the south. You're all "lol yeah, well done, house prices fluctuate".

You're a cock.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:05, Reply)

York also has a high cost of buying.
What are you getting at here?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Not as high as the south, even MK, which you're so disparaging about.
But mostly, that you're a cock.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

In fairness I myself am disparaging about MK, it's well shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)

My 1-bed 1920s ex council flat with no garden is worth about 230k

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Unless my IVA administrators are reading this in which case it's 175k, I in no way lied OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:56, Reply)