Oh wow man
So this big burly bloke got the ball and ran like two metres then another bloke hit him so he had to put the ball down and someone else picked it up and ran a bit then passed it, not forwards cos that'd be too entertaining, then the referee stopped the game for some obscure reason and one team had to kick it a long way then the other team got the ball and went through all of the above.

Repeat. For 80 minutes. But less exciting than I'm making it sound.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:47, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know nothing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I know the above describes every rugby match I've ever seen
I kindly left out the intensely homoerotic bits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Could have been worse
Could have been Association football.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Drop the bit about not passing forward
and add a line about men falling over and crying when they get tackled and you've got a football game.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:53, Reply)

No one sport is any less shit than another.
They're all toss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)