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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well done for giving up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
thanks
It's no big deal though, everybody stops smoking eventually.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
My grandad managed to give up at the age of 81.
By dying.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)
SEE THEM SMOKERS ALWAYS DIE YOUNG

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)
We'd always thought he was two years older
Turned out he'd run away from home and lied about his age to join the army - we only discovered that after he'd died.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)
WHAT A CUNT
I like him already
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Nobody ever seemed to wonder in the family why he had no relations or background
I don't suppose you wondered about those things then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
that was the joke, yes.
When are we having that pint?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Half PintLOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)
*Translates*
'I've got a new shirt, I need somewhere to wear it'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)
new trousers.
Not new shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
New leather chaps
*MOAR LIKE*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)
I don't wish to inspect your trousers.
This is NOT a pretence for luring me to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)
*singing cockles and muscles alive-alive-o*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)
I have no wish to further participate
In discussions regarding crustaceans within an individuals pantaloon area.

It's a step too far for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Bit crabby aint you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
why would I want you to inspect my trousers?
Text me next time you're available, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
You and TD on your way to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Suits you sir

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
ooh!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Does Sir like it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Does he?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
do you sir? do you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Do you WANT it?
Oooh, suit you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
were you out with a lady sir? were you?
And did she want it sir?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Ommmmmmpppphhhhh suits you sir

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Both of those gentlemen have full, colourful heads of hair
I have a full head of grey hair. Full, though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)
SHOW OFF

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58, Reply)
You on the thinning side there, Mr Hare?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Nahh I have a full set of hair
But svelte at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)
terrible bullying of Midge Ure here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)

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