You could narrow the generalisation by simply accurately pointing out that Croydon is a cunt?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I got headbutted by a boy racer in Croydon.
It was my fault, I had the cheek to point out to him that he nearly run me over jumping a red light.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I should probably reconstruct that sentence to make it clear that it wasn't me trying to jump the red light.
I can jump a post box*, but a red light would be a step too far.

*Based on a survey of one 18 year old me. I assume it's still the case though, what could possibly have changed in the last twenty years?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Postboxes are a lot higher. It's a trap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)

unsurprising.
I bet your mangled body dented his pristine 1992 Nova as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:06, Reply)