Oh man, totally walked into that zinger.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:02, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Unlike your wife, who ate the zinger!
(Sorry, I've no idea what the joke is here, I'm assuming PD thinks your other half is fat).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)

AB is married to Wicca'd Witch.
They appear to be a lovely couple. EmVee thinks it's a perfectly acceptable line of attack to insult AB about this.

I am quoting EmVee to show how stupid, puerile and perverse an approach that is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:54, Reply)

How much, on a scale of 1 to 10, do you think he hates women?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Also: it's true, we're totally lovely. Just ask Poppet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:07, Reply)

how do we know she's not dead?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:11, Reply)

I don't think EmVee hates women. I really don't.
'Hate' implies spending time thinking about them, coming up with scenarios in which to hurt them, imagining ways in which he's better than them and so forth.

What I think is that they're like Transformers to him- just things that he has a chosen affinity to, that he doesn't actually give a genuine fuck about and that he just sees as objects. It's a kind of autism really, in the true 'unable to relate' sense rather than the Miggyman sense.

One day he'll have to choose between an original Scorponok and a flesh and blood girl, and I'm pretty sure that Lord Zarak will be the victor.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:17, Reply)

Is 'Lord Zarak' a slang term for his penis?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:26, Reply)

Lord Zarak is Scorponok's Headmaster.
I was into Transformers as a kid.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:32, Reply)

Transformers go to public school?
No wonder they're into being shoved up bums and humiliating the poor.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:10, Reply)

Gotcha.
I should pay more attention.

Soz.

How was the pub?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:59, Reply)

pub was alright ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:33, Reply)