you know what king zog,
I'm glad she died, maybe she will stand (yeah right, lol) as an example to other people thinking about getting fused to their sofas.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I always wonder, at what point do people begin to realise that they might have a problem
I think after you've grown into the sofa is possibly leaving it a bit late
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I went up a size in jeans, so decided to lose some weight,
34 is really heading down the slippery slope.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I was 34 waist when I was 18
I'm 46 in July and I'm still 34 waist

I might try growing into the sofa, it sounds like fun. I'm sure someone here will volunteer to empty my bucket.
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)

train momo to empty it you fat slob.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:43, Reply)

he's learned to open the box of dried chillis when he gets hungry
smart bird that, might start sending him to Tesco with a tenner, see if he can bring me some ready meals back
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:45, Reply)

he'll just get cuttlefish.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:51, Reply)

cuttlefish the check out girl pregnant
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:59, Reply)