I'm committing suicide on September the 21st.
I'm going to get a really long rope, tie one end to a tree, put the other end round my neck, get in the car and floor the accelerator. Divorcing one's head is this year's wrist slitting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Any chance you can bring it forward by seven months?
Or just say you did, then you can watch this thread become your obituary column
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

CLICK CLICK CLICK

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

soz, I've already sold the TV rights.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

You could singlehandedly revive the 80s craze for slo-mo recreations of accidents involving crash test dummies flying through windscreens

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)

it won't get the blood spatter right.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)