I'd have Alex as a druggled crack addict who only plays the game as he's completely divorced from real life.
Maggie is the sole breadwinner. She works in a local truck stop whilst simultaneously taking care of their litter of trailer trash kids. Centauri is a total paedo and Xur is actually an anti-hero, trying to save the degenerate Rylan Star League from its corrupt officials.

Oh yeah.

I just had to do a LOT of Googling.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I was going to say
There's an impressive off-the-top-of-your-head knowledge of crap-but-fun 80s Star Wars knockoffs, and then there's that^
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm a lot less tragic than people give me credit for.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

If you will keep hanging out here...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Course you did Gaston. Course you did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)