I'm hopefully going to see Django on Friday.
I'm goign to the pictures lalala

We're going for a curry beforehand, the film's nearly three hours long.

I may be the last person in the theatre by the time the credits roll.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Does curry make you fart that bad?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:08, Reply)

No, but it's the stereotypical joke, innit.
Of course office girl may have serious problems in that regard. I'll let you all know!
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Every time I go to watch a film at the cinema
I just fall asleep, I’ve given up on going out to watch a film
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

A tenner is a lot of money to spend on an uncomfortable kip.
I don't really blame you.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:13, Reply)

A mate at the BBC offered me tickets
To the premier of the latest batman movie, I turned it down as I didn’t want the critics using my snoring during the film as part of their rating.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

My bum always hurts after a film.
Don't be all "lol you got bummed" because that only happened once and I've been taking precautions since.

But why is it so difficult to put in comfortable seats? :(
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:20, Reply)

What anti bumming precations do you take?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I've been fitted with a coil
I AINT GETTING PREGGERS
( Kroney, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)