S’allright I’m here
Alt: I could get away with wearing any colour, but I aint wearing pink.

I had a friend of a friend that was a compulsive liar, not matter what you had done, seen or said he always had to go one better with very transparent lies. Why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'll reply anyway
The cunt that does the same job as me for the southern part of the country was off sick so I inherited all his work today (AGAIN), every time I thought I could post on here a bucket full of e-mails dropped on my lap again.

I just don’t think pink is acceptable really not exceptable, that includes ties, handkerchiefs and anything else pink.

If you want to pick on me for a while I’ll be glad to stick around.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:32, Reply)

I think I may be slightly pissed already.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)

I aint got a problem with that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)

I may well do in the morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

They must do a decent full english there?
Fuck me all the Polacks I know love a full english
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I am leaving the hotel at 4.45am. So no breakfast for me tomorrow.
The hotel breakfast is pretty good, if you avoid the fresh radish mixed in the scrambled eggs and the pickles
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)

you're such a prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Fuck off you northern homo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Northern?
That's well insulting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)

yes I agree
you Prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)

He's a fucking gaylord.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

you fuck gaylords

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

He's so Gay he owns a hamster called Grace

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:53, Reply)

He's so gay he only owns a hamster so he can spunk in it's face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

He's so gay he lets the hamster spunk in his face

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)

she was already called that when I got her.
If I'd been the one to name her she'd be called Mrs Nibblington.

Now fuck off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

nibbling on your nuts
AMIRITE?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)