Let's all talk about Frank's Parrot.
I'm a big fan of Momo. and anyone who isn't is a cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:41, 56 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Theme track for tonight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBDMihPRJA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Anyone stomps Parrot Talk hour they're a bigger cunt than the product of an Al/Piers Morgan gene splicing.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)

That's weapons grade cunting right there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Stop being a needy bastard
Batts will get carried away, and stomp and stomp anyway.
PlumDozer will get all righteous.
Then some prick will say STOMP as a new thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Bored of stomping. Waiting for room service.
Caveat: food not sex worker(s)
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

It was good whilst it lasted

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Momo still isn't on the populol page.
You lot are cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)

I clicked don't blame me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)

EVERYONE CALM DOWN IT'S THERE NOW.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:17, Reply)

'Countryside'
The act of killing Al.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:49, Reply)

you sir are an EGGWASP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

momo is more interesting than Frank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Franks plucking is good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Frank is a fucking internet legend you shortarsed whoremonger.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:59, Reply)

^ words cutting me to the bone right here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)

+r

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:01, Reply)

If you think that that truth hurts, you should have seen Swipe's reaction to being called 'gingertits'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:06, Reply)

The shitty ginger tit's may have sealed the deal

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1883078
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:14, Reply)

You do realise she's flicking her bean to that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Christ, that must look like someone polishing a baked bean that's been placed upon a red setter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Think Space hopper

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)

IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS MR HOPPY

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Basically, we should have a thread speculating what Swipe's fanny looks like.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6879543
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

HAHAhahahaha
b3ta.com/talk/6879554
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I feel sick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6879562
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)

guess who this post was about
www.b3ta.com/talk/5732811
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Did she ever send that hitman after you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)

nooooo, that was blandmonkey
this was great though

www.b3ta.com/talk/5154970
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Oh, come on, that's internet poetry, right there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Imagine the dropping of the knickers to see this


Scale 1/1
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

COR!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)

IT SAYS CUM AND GET ME BOYS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:36, Reply)

already married to a ranga.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)

clickety clackety bigger parroty photo pic
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Green bird of happiness
Anyone of you that don't click this for POPULAR page is a numptey
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Momo is the best parrot
all other parrots are vastly inferior
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)

SQUARRRRRKKKKKKKK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwD8Ia9_yeY
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:19, Reply)

I was gonna do the whole theme tune to Fresh Prince only with lyrics about Momo
but the best I could come up with is the line "Squarkin' 'n' a gawkin', I'm the parrot version of Steven Hawkin'".

But get this right, imagine if I did it and it was really good !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:18, Reply)

DID YOU CLICK I LIKE ON MOMO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I'm not one of Momo's sycophants, I consider myself an equal to Momo and he hasn't _once_ clicked like on any of my posts, so fuck him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Has Momo called Al a cunt? Seems to work if you want to make the popular page.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Shut up Gonzo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Shut up Gonzo.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I think I may have just sharted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

if it stays warm for longer than a minute it's a shart

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Do you really want to get sharted, you got be getting sharted
To high to get over, to low to get under
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Was about 30 seconds, so borderline.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I think you're safe
probably just plop-saturated bumgas then
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Yep. Reckon you're correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:38, Reply)

might want to book in for a non-urgent y-front transplant
especially if they've melted onto your skin
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Fuck you lot
You all stomped my threads :(

Flounces
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Hey now, it IS Frank's parrot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 20:48, Reply)