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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck you lot I'm off to bed
Bed time rituals do you have any?
Not that I care I'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:23, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I find the gentlest way to drift off to sleep is with a polythene bag over your head

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:26, Reply)
After a handful of paracetamol and a triple gin.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:26, Reply)
Shhhhhhhhh I'm trying to sleep here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:27, Reply)

Scrub my helmet, brush my teeth, yes I do.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:27, Reply)
You've all fucked off now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:32, Reply)
I like to get in at least one Moonstag ritual before I turn in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDGO1jw8YGQ

NSFWillies
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:37, Reply)
actually that's the most boring NSFW video ever

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:38, Reply)
What the fuck is it
Why isn't it dead?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:42, Reply)
dunno, some kind of 1970s hippy acid casualty

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:51, Reply)
It's bad form to talk about posters when they aren't here.
Poor Monty :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:54, Reply)
You know the cybering you talked about earlier?
You know one or both of them filmed it. You know it's out there somewhere. You know it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:54, Reply)
oh for fuck's sake, stop it
oh god no, just fucking no
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:55, Reply)
I'm just saying
That somewhere online is footage of the pink sock coming off and desiccated thighs spreading like the seventh circle of hell
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:57, Reply)
It's bad form to talk about posters when they aren't here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:58, Reply)
You'd best not vanity search then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:59, Reply)
Do you think a man as self-obsessed as me hasn't vanity searched?
You've done it more than me though; I reckon there's only you that's a bigger preening mirror-hog.

Possibly Vagabond, he proper loves himself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:01, Reply)
he did have a photo of his penis on his profile for a long time
and she was so mental cr3 had to write some code to ban all signups from South Africa

so yeah, not in any great rush to see their cybersex video
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:01, Reply)
So basically no matter how shit our lives get
It could always be worse

There's always ancient racist cybersex to compare it to
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:03, Reply)
fucking hell
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=menotwee
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:03, Reply)
yeah, so to definitively answer your original question
Syncubus was the creepiest person ever to post on /talk
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:05, Reply)
Holy
Fucking

Shit

My eyes my god
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:06, Reply)
I took to replying to all his threads like this
www.b3ta.com/search/talk/10642?q=fuck+off+cunt+shut+up
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:09, Reply)
The more effective rough-cut of 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:10, Reply)
I'm bored and not tired
what can I do that doesn't involve going to bed or watching telly or slapping my junk around?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:17, Reply)
Put some classic b3ta moments to music
Post the link on here

Profit

I have the big bang theory in a desperate bid to bore myself to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:20, Reply)
yeah bollocks
imma switch the computer off and play guitar on headphones til I go deaf
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:24, Reply)
Ok we'll all type extra loudly tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:25, Reply)
no, YOU hang up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:27, Reply)
You made a friends joke
That answers your question about what to do now

Delete account and kill self,
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:28, Reply)

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