I would like to have hair and not need glasses
but I'd never pay to have these things done. It's not that important to me.

Alt: I've stumbled across a nice chili beef noodle recipe that it pretty damn good.

Altalt: Dunno. I might need to give this some thought.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:44, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha, glasses, you fucking stupid cripple, I hope you fucking choke on them

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

alright

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah
You?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

mind your own fucking business

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME IN?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

mainly the glasses
and the body odour
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Are you sure?
They're from Specsavers...
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

I quite like my glasses
I think they make me look better. Though I don't like leaving them on tubes or having them thrown through a window at me.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

The only thing that would make you look better is a balaclava.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I expect people would just take the piss out of the colour/pattern

( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I would look strange without them, that's for sure
I just don't like needing them. I'm practically blind without them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I wouldn't change a thing about you.
To me, you are perfect.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

God, I love you
I think we should make violent love.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

only if I can wear heels.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Christ, you're tall enough as it is
I'm only 4'6" you know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

either let me wear heels.
Or sleep on the sofa.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Ugh....ALRIGHT

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Do you look like 'Gregg Wallace'?
I do hope so x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

A bit actually
But I have a beard (just a goatee at the moment...no 'stache)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Oh a 'Captain Ahab'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Is that what it is?
My moustache gets untidy really quickly, so when it does I just shave the bugger off. Most of my hair-related choices are due to laziness.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Same here, hence the 'Jesus look' that I have favoured for the past number of years.
Prior to that I went for the 'Mitchell Brothers' grade O and clean shaven approach, I'm an 'all or nothing' kinda guy - not that I have a 'Small Face' you understand AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)