I was very rude to a man in the pub a few days ago,
But that was mostly because he spat on the floor.
Generally I'm lovely to strangers, but I was in my younger days, very rude and used to get in to all sorts of fights. I'm absolutely delightful these days though. And handsome. And I smell lovely. And I've got really nice hair.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If that was true
You would have highchairs in the pub
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Yeah
Now you see the error of your ways
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)