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+ battered + shotgun + kilburn high road(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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Margery swooned as Battered waltzed in to the room and cast his shotgun aside, his latest kill flung over his shoulder. "Kiss me!" she exclaimed. "Hang on love" he replied, "I'll just go and fetch a stepladder"
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Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56,
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the shotgun is the vital plot device that leads to happy couples nuptials at the chapter climax(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:57,
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As Margery wailed and tears flowed down her cheeks, relieved that it was finally over Battered pulled the trigger.*click* "See it wasn't even loaded you daft bitch"
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