I have not heard of suspended coffee,
Is this some sort of hipster shit bag wankery?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

people like starbucks who don't pay their uk taxes get to show off by contributing pennies to some homeless charity

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

What, instead of buying a coffee, people give money to charity?
Why does that even need a fucking name? If you're giving money to charity, by definition you are always doing it instead of spending it on something else.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I now understand what it is.
It doesn't make it any less shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

it's fucking knobbish showing off to a starbucks till monkey, who don't care anyways. they should really fuck off from being so on trend

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Tweetin dis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

cool bro, i'm already running it through my tweet desk

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

They should just put a sign on all counters in coffee places
"dear customers, no matter how many coffees you "suspend", the attractive barista will never, ever, sleep with you because she is a minimum-wage slave who utterly and totally despises your worthless cuntish existence with every fibre of her being. Good day"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

It's a prickish charity thing
whereby vagrants in desperate need of work, clothing and food get, instead, a cup of hot water with some ground beans in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

They gave you a cappachino when you wanted an expresso?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I'm sorry but neither of those are words.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

far be it from me to defend our Polish hooker-testing friend
but I suspect that was deliberate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

He wishes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Indeed. Thanks for noticing. At least somebody appreciates my efforts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

work, clothing and food the sweet relief of smack, meths and death
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)