oooh, how coy!
Reading the rapid decent into pr0n below reminded me that I wrote an 'erotic' story for a bloke I was having a rather torrid and pointless fling with a few years back.

Lo and behold, I still have it on my 'puter. I opened it up to re-read, and was amused to discover that I had felt it necessary to asterix out the rude words, as in 'c**t', 'c**k' etc.

It strikes me as fairly ridiculous to be so fricking coy with someone I was boffing in hotel rooms on a regular basis.
(G-Lo, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:49, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Must share.
That's the rules.


(The rules I just made up).
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:53, Reply)

^
Wot she said.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 21:58, Reply)

ta-dah!
You are waiting for me in the hotel room when I arrive. I’m wearing a black dress and three-inch stilettos. When you open the door I walk past you into the room, and you follow me, coming up behind me and wrapping your arms around my waist. You kiss the back of my neck, and I can feel your hard c*** pressing into my back. You reach one hand up to run your fingers across the smooth skin of my throat and collar bone, while the other hand pulls at the tie of my dress, and it comes undone. Underneath I’m wearing a black satin bra and knickers with stockings. Peeling my dress off my shoulders, you kiss across my shoulder blades while I reach my hand behind me to stroke your c*** through your trousers. As my dress falls to the floor, I turn around to kiss you hard, running my fingers through your hair and pressing my body up against yours. You ease the straps of my bra off my shoulders and gently ease my t***s out of my bra cups, caressing and squeezing them, and you can hear me sighing as I become more and more turned on. I start to slowly undo your shirt, tracing my finger nails across your chest and stomach before reaching down to undo your fly and slip my hand inside to stroke your hard c***. You bend your head down to kiss my t***s, reaching your hands around my back to undo the clasp of my bra, letting it fall to the floor. You push me backwards and against the wall, holding me firmly, then slip my knickers down over my hips and thighs and I step out of them so I’m left in just my stockings and heels. Kissing me hard, you reach your hand down to touch me between my legs and I start to moan and gasp. You push my legs further apart with your knee, then kiss down across my chest and stomach before running your tongue across my c**t while slipping your fingers inside me. My moans start to become louder and my legs are shaking, and when I’m on the verge of coming you pull me down on to the floor, push my legs wide apart and drive your c*** deep inside me. F***ing me hard and fast, you push my arms above my head. My back arches as I come loudly and you feel my muscles tense around you, and you come too, grinding your c*** deep inside me.

Once we’ve caught our breath, we move to the bed and lie down together. We start to kiss, and I run my fingertips across your chest and stomach and down to your thighs before slowly stroking your c*** with one hand and gentle cupping your b***s with the other. I move my head down to kiss and lightly bite down your chest and stomach, past your navel and down to your hard c***. I run my lips across the head and then slowly lick from the base to the tip, then take the head of your c*** into my mouth, sucking and swirling my tongue around it. At the same time I link my finger and thumb around your shaft and slowly move them up and down. I gradually take more and more of you into my mouth, sucking harder and stroking you firmly, until you come in my mouth.
(G-Lo, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:06, Reply)

complete with asterix
and slightly abridged due to personal references.

He was a right c**k, too.
(G-Lo, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Thanks for sharing.
And due to a bottle of wine, thanks for getting me all frisky : )
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:12, Reply)

.
Its like a dirty puzzle!

@BGB, glad I could help
(G-Lo, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 22:21, Reply)

I liked the asterisks too
Funny how that reminds me of some flings I've had.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Clicks
reminds me of a hotel manager I had as a fuckbuddy :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:15, Reply)

I really like the asterisks!
I think I'll write a piece of p**** with asterisks in inappropriate p****s.

As my fingers f*** over the k*******, the w***s flow faster and faster until I can contain myself no further and end with a f*** s***.

P***!

Cheers, C**
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:05, Reply)