@ hlt
Try telling my dad that - he also disapproves of the fact I want to "live in sin" (from an atheist this is very hard to swallow) with Mr Maladicta, as we will "do married things" and it's Not Right. Short of telling my dad to get fucked about that, I don't know what to do, and if I don't get a job here I will have to live with my parents again, and my dad is an argumentative control freak with major short man syndrome, and my mum, while she is generally lovely, fusses over me so much that it does my head in. I need to be free :(

Being rogered with a parsnip makes me giggle though, won't look at Christmas dinner in the same way again...
( Maladicta, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:05, Reply)