I'm thinking more a sword
Sharp blade, unobtrusive, just swings out when you're least expecting it and makes you dead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

haha, or, better still, get this, some way of not seeing things on the internet that upset you
b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=93270
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:23, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Nothing upsets me on the internetty.
Because I'm BETTER than the internetty.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)

I like the sound of this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

That one that killed the drug dealer or Monty's mate or whoever
That's a sharp sword of dreadful internet justice and very effective too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:31, Reply)

and you'd be guaranteed freedom from prosecution.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:32, Reply)

One beheading here and there - we've got better things to deal with
Run along now, Sonny.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)

I've just seen that Chompy has taken to posting on /talk today.
This is what people posting images will drive a man to.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:50, Reply)

I lolled at him saying he's avoided the chop
But will be doing the work of 2.5 people instead. How's he going to manage being the king of off topic as well as doing 2.5 people's work?

Also, so far as I know, he was the number one whinger about pictures being posted on off topic, yet he's the only person to have been stepped for...posting pictures on off topic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:56, Reply)

2.5 people?
Are they all lazy bastards in his department?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:02, Reply)

clearly
Must be 2.5 part timers, his entire working day is spent on here, Wikipedia and BBC News. No wonder he's an expert on every single subject ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Well, if he's keeping his job all he'll need now is a property crash and he'll be totally in for a mortgage.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:14, Reply)

yeah, fingers crossed that there's a property crash
Just when his parents retire, downsize and stick the change from their new house into their pensions to get the 20% tax relief.

Oh, wait, his housing crash is going to screw his parents right up, but at least he'll have his own studio flat!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 20:31, Reply)

You'd have a bugger of a job getting one past Polish customs.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:32, Reply)

That's why locally purchased claw hammers work for me

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)

oh you!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)

It's me who lives in Bradford - don't you be nicking my serial killer kudos.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)