good job no one googled the lyrics to The Aubergine That Ate Rangoon

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wait, instrumental? bollocks is it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

oh wait, I meant Reefer Madness
One night I was smoking dope, when I looked at
My hand, and I saw that I had eleven fingers
One of these fingers fell from my hand
Onto the carpet, crawled across the floor
Up on my shelf, inside my piggy bank and stole
My stash, stole my stash
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

That whole album doesn't actually exist.
Same as all of them (bar that Stonehenge one) after PXR5, especially that fucking Elric one which is really shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I haven't heard anything after Live 79
or Levitation, something around that era

Dave Brock is a massive cunt
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

He is famous throughout the world for being a whinging, stingy, backstabbing old hippy.
The only thing he has going for him is that he's not Nik Turner. He claims to have taught Eric Clapton his first chords, which I wouldn't be surprised to find out isn't remotely true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

pretty sure he begs for spare change outside supermarkets most weekends

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)