Tip of the Day
When about to fall, ensure that you fall on to something soft like a bed or a crashmat. This way, falling can become an enjoyable experience. If falling from a great height, i.e. from plane or mountain, deploy parachute as soon as is feasible to facilitate a slow and sure descent to earth. If no parachute is available, use your legs and arms as rudders to aim for the nearest haystack or toilet roll factory to maximise chances of survival.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:45, Reply)