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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what
is the difference between a duck?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:57, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
is the difference between a duck?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:57, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Well, it depends on how you cook it...
but I like the crispy dark meat in a pancake with some celery, carrott and Hoi Sin.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:08, Reply)
but I like the crispy dark meat in a pancake with some celery, carrott and Hoi Sin.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:08, Reply)
wasn't expecting
the correct answer quite so fast!
how about this one then:
why is a mouse when it spins?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)
the correct answer quite so fast!
how about this one then:
why is a mouse when it spins?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)
I can't remeber exactly...
But is it beacuse the higher the fewer? or the higher they fly the fewer?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:32, Reply)
But is it beacuse the higher the fewer? or the higher they fly the fewer?
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:32, Reply)
mother told me it was
because the greater the much
she may be wrong though
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:36, Reply)
because the greater the much
she may be wrong though
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:36, Reply)
I remember
reading something about it ages ago. I think it was an RAF saying.
I'm not sure though.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, Reply)
reading something about it ages ago. I think it was an RAF saying.
I'm not sure though.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, Reply)
I was going to answer that duck joke
but because I've been working for a bit, I was too late.
Incidentally, I got that from my Puffin joke book of circa 1977.
*shows his age*
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:42, Reply)
but because I've been working for a bit, I was too late.
Incidentally, I got that from my Puffin joke book of circa 1977.
*shows his age*
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:42, Reply)
well..
i've heard this joke before... i just don't get it.. i did once upon a time but it has slipped my mind.. pls explain
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, Reply)
i've heard this joke before... i just don't get it.. i did once upon a time but it has slipped my mind.. pls explain
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, Reply)
@Vipros
Yes, it was. With pictures of cartoon puffins on the front, drawn by (IIRC) Quentin Blake.
I read that book inside out. I think I knew every line in it.
Edit - As it happens
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:56, Reply)
Yes, it was. With pictures of cartoon puffins on the front, drawn by (IIRC) Quentin Blake.
I read that book inside out. I think I knew every line in it.
Edit - As it happens
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:56, Reply)
Yay for the Puffin Joke Book
I had that as well! It was brilliant, and I think most of it is imprinted onto my brain permanently. I liked the "What kind of sound irritates an oyster?" joke.
/goes back to lurking
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, Reply)
I had that as well! It was brilliant, and I think most of it is imprinted onto my brain permanently. I liked the "What kind of sound irritates an oyster?" joke.
/goes back to lurking
( , Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, Reply)
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