this is so true
You can spot them a fucking mile off and they won't last. Yeti turned up at our mate's wedding in a pair of what I dubbed 'Nigerian shoes' and had the shit ripped out of him all day long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did he have a wash for the wedding?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

It didn't look - or smell - like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

*takes a moment of quiet contemplation with a tear running down your face remembering the good times with yeti, running together in the london fields hand in hand, a quiet tandem bike ride by regents canal on a sunny day, good times indeed*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

All gone. Quite, quite gone.
What I really miss the most is fielding phone calls from angry drug dealers he owes money to and has disappeared on. Well, that and the having to steam clean my flat to get rid of the stench after every time he's invited himself over to stay the night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

gotta love a middle aged non functioning adult who's still a virgin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

+ who reeks like a dead goat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Thanks guys xxx

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)